Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!

There was a goblin, or a trickster. Or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it or… reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.

“Human reason can excuse any evil; that is why it’s so important that we don’t rely on it.”

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Friends rewatch - 1x20 - TOW The Evil Orthodontist

#actual 5 year olds